Ashton would be the kind of boyfriend that your parents liked so much you’d come home from class or work and he’d just be hanging out with your fam because your dad invited him over to test out the new grill or your mom made him cookies or something.
Okay, so my friend had to pull out of my Boston plans which makes going to the show at Gillette Stadium an expensive mess that just doesn’t feel worth it anymore.
I’m about not losing more money rather than gaining money at this point—I bought this ticket for $120 but I’m…
|me:||i'll start my homework at 7:00|
|me:||*waits for 7:01*|
|me:||oops gotta wait til 8 now|
why aren’t more people talking about the shrek musical because
just fucking look at it
i cant tell if the costumes are really clever or fucking awful
oh yes that’s fucking tapdancing mice from the pied piper
lord farquaad is a man on his knees with tiny fake legs dear god
PRINCESS FIONA IS HILARIOUS
seriously oh my fucking god
IT’S ON NETFLIX WATCH IT NOW